Jeb Bush helping children learn the computer. #JebBush
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- me when my computer was new: *gives computer its own room, carefully places pillows around, NOT blocking the fans of course, cleans interior every weekend, reads it bedtime stories and kisses it goodnight*
- me now: *puts sandwich on main vent and listens to the crumbs bounce off my motherboard* yes. eat. grow strong like your father
- my computer, begging for death after not being shut down in over a month: *lags, browser freezes, mouse refuses to move*
- me: listen buddy we've all got problems
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hacker: im booting up the computer
detective: in ENGLISH god damn it !